1 00:00:01,377 --> 00:00:03,546 - [♪ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] - [SCHOOL BELL RINGING] 2 00:00:03,546 --> 00:00:06,382 As the official party planner for your birthday... 3 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:09,760 Hmm. Well, I've taken the liberty 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,179 of putting together some potential themes. 5 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:15,850 We could do glam rock, Super Mario Bros, 6 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:17,727 the Roaring Twenties. 7 00:00:17,727 --> 00:00:20,896 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 8 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:23,649 - [BOTH PANTING] - [IN ENGLISH] Clams. Clams! 9 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,484 What? Where? On... On me? 10 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:28,654 Langley's getting an Awww Shucks. 11 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:29,739 What's that? 12 00:00:29,739 --> 00:00:31,907 Awww Shucks is a fast-food chain 13 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:34,493 with the best fried clams in the world. 14 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:37,163 And they're served in their own shell. 15 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,248 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 16 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,878 [IN ENGLISH] Oh! And they have this sauce... 17 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:45,087 Special Sauce. 18 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,464 It's so beloved, 19 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:49,175 people have literally been buried with it. 20 00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:50,968 And we're talking living people. 21 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:54,722 People who just wanna be alone in the dirt with the sauce. 22 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,557 Well, if my best friends love it, 23 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,017 I'm sure I'll love it too. 24 00:00:58,017 --> 00:01:00,352 When do I get to slurp up my first clam? 25 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,563 Sorry. Gross. Knew it as soon as I said it. 26 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,899 The grand opening is tomorrow. 27 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:07,985 - Hey, what's that? - I'm planning Toshi's birthday party. 28 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:10,571 [WHISPERING] Is he still calling it his quinceanera? 29 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,573 Yes. And I don't know how to ask why 30 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,325 without sounding racist. 31 00:01:14,325 --> 00:01:17,328 [♪ THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 32 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:20,122 ♪ Good morning, USA ♪ 33 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:23,584 ♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 34 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,504 ♪ The sun in the sky Has a smile on his face ♪ 35 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:30,216 ♪ And he's shining a salute To the American race ♪ 36 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:36,222 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ 37 00:01:36,222 --> 00:01:38,599 ♪ Good morning, USA ♪ 38 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:39,683 [ROGER] Ah! 39 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:44,355 [CHORUS] ♪ Good morning, USA ♪ 40 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:46,857 [♪ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 41 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,984 These clams must be amazing. 42 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:51,070 Is that Bruce Springsteen in line? 43 00:01:51,070 --> 00:01:53,614 Yeah. The Boss is a huge Shucker. 44 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,199 And watch this. 45 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:58,160 Shucks for you! Shucks for me! 46 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,080 [ALL] ♪ At Awww Shucks we're all clam-ily ♪ 47 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,749 Taking a selfie with the Secret Sauce tank 48 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,835 is another rite of passage. 49 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,670 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 50 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:11,715 And the tank is actually full of real sauce. Look. 51 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,509 - [GRUNTS] - Excuse me, sir. 52 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,427 Please keep away from the sauce tank. 53 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,721 It's a violation of rule number 47B. 54 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:21,183 Customers are only allowed one sauce squirt per clam. 55 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:22,601 I don't like you. 56 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:25,104 Um, sir, who are you? 57 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:26,564 The name's Matt M. 58 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:28,065 Another Matt works here too. 59 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:30,651 Assistant manager of store number 52. 60 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,069 Shucks is my religion, 61 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,988 the employee manual is my bible, 62 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:36,532 and this is my sermon. 63 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:39,368 One sauce squirt per clam, my son. 64 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:40,619 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 65 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,037 [CASH REGISTER BEEPS] 66 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,455 You guys are the experts. 67 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:44,540 What should I get? 68 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,041 There's a secret menu too. 69 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:49,253 Seaweed Style, Barnacle Style. 70 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:51,881 And if you say, "Clam me," they... 71 00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:53,257 [WOMAN] Clam me! 72 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:54,592 [SQUISHY THUD] 73 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:55,885 [MUFFLED] Thank you. 74 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:59,179 You need to take your very first bite 75 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,890 on the Clam Throne. 76 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,688 - Well? - Yeah. 77 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:10,691 They're... 78 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:13,110 fine. 79 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,657 I mean, they're finally in my mouth, 80 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:20,451 and I couldn't be happier? 81 00:03:20,451 --> 00:03:22,786 - [DISGUSTED MURMURS] - [MAN] Come on. 82 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,164 Heads up. Clamboni coming through. 83 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:26,749 What the hell is going on? 84 00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:29,627 This is the coldest reception the Clamboni has ever gotten. 85 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:31,795 And I've driven this thing into a church. 86 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,257 [♪ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 87 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:37,635 Mail's here! 88 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:39,219 That's Mr. Miner's mail. 89 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,514 - Who... is Mr. Miner? - [THUDDING] 90 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:43,841 The guy who lived here before us. 91 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,102 We've been getting his mail ever since we moved in. 92 00:03:46,102 --> 00:03:47,812 Why don't you just throw it away? 93 00:03:47,812 --> 00:03:50,356 And commit a federal crime? 94 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:52,316 I have two strikes. 95 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:55,486 And I'm saving the third for when the King Tut exhibit comes back to town. 96 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:58,322 You should find Mr. Miner and give him his mail. 97 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,573 He probably misses it. 98 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,409 Oh, find him? No sweat. 99 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:02,618 I'll just run his mail 100 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,328 through a CIA profiling machine 101 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:07,039 and create a detailed profile we can track. 102 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:08,541 Wait. What if I run his mail 103 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:09,875 through a CIA profiling machine 104 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,836 and create a detailed profile we can track? 105 00:04:11,836 --> 00:04:12,962 Could that work? 106 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:14,755 Jeff, I wouldn't have said it twice 107 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,298 if I didn't think it could work. 108 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,801 - [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] - _ 109 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:22,972 Great. It's spreading. 110 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:25,975 Steve, you gotta give Shucks another chance. 111 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:29,937 You must've had a bad bite. We made you a better bite. 112 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:35,151 Mm. 113 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:38,821 Yum-yummity-yum-yum-yummers. 114 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:39,989 All right! 115 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:42,366 There's a Shucker born every minute. 116 00:04:47,413 --> 00:04:49,206 [♪ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 117 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:02,595 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 118 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,396 [FLIES BUZZING] 119 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:29,789 [♪ CLASSICAL MUSIC ENDS] 120 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,666 Fee-fi-fo-fum. 121 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:36,003 I smell something nasty in locker 211. 122 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,087 Open her up, Chappy. 123 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:44,094 Fine. I'll admit it! I don't like Shucks. 124 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,263 Do what you must. Tar and feather me. 125 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:49,600 Put my head and hands through whatever you call that big wooden thing. 126 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,770 [SIGHS] It's okay that clams aren't your jam, buddy. 127 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:54,855 If you don't like 'em, don't eat 'em. 128 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,732 Really? That's great. 129 00:05:56,732 --> 00:06:00,277 I was worried you guys were gonna exclude me, or... or shun me, or... 130 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:03,781 I believe the word you're looking for is ostracize. 131 00:06:03,781 --> 00:06:08,035 And "that big wooden thing" is called a pillory. 132 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:11,455 - [♪ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] - [IMPERCEPTIBLE DIALOG] 133 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:14,917 And now the machine will make a visual profile of Mr. Miner 134 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,627 based on the data from his mail. 135 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,462 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 136 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,589 [FRANCINE] So Miner is super jacked? 137 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:24,051 Well, he does subscribe to Muscle Madness fitness magazine. 138 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,886 And the Hawaiian shirt? 139 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,389 Well, that's either his Jimmy Buffett Fan Club membership 140 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:30,182 or his coupons from Trader Joe's. 141 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:33,853 Okay. Then how do you explain the big pirate hat? 142 00:06:33,853 --> 00:06:37,189 The library keeps sending him overdue book notices for Treasure Island. 143 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:40,317 So, how do we find this junk mail hunk? 144 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,945 The tracking machine's compiling his profile data, 145 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:45,030 and now we print the results. 146 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:48,033 Whoops. I just sent it to the 3D printer by mistake. 147 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:53,372 The CIA has a 3D printer? 148 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:55,124 Yeah. We also have a coffee maker. 149 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:56,584 Does that blow you away? 150 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:59,962 [♪ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 151 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:01,463 So, what's the theme of this party? 152 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:02,923 Lame bullshit nobody likes? 153 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,175 It's classic literature come to life. 154 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,845 There's an Of Mice and Men rabbit-petting room. 155 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:11,849 A Scarlet Letter room where we all shame Toshi as an adulteress. 156 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:13,392 And a room full of monitors 157 00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:16,145 where we can watch all the other rooms like 1984. 158 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:18,772 - No Batman room? - Literature, Klaus. 159 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,317 Comic books are books, Steve. 160 00:07:21,317 --> 00:07:22,401 [DOORBELL RINGS] 161 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,821 Happy birthday, Toshi. 162 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,323 Step into this house 163 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:30,576 and step into the required reading of our grade. 164 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:34,163 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 165 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:37,124 [IN ENGLISH] I won't spoil all the surprises, but the big finale 166 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,501 is we all take a hot air balloon ride together 167 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:41,462 like Around the World in Eighty Days. 168 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:43,505 Oh, no. 169 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,049 My grandma just died. 170 00:07:45,049 --> 00:07:46,759 Oh, gosh. That's terrible. 171 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:49,428 I need to go plan her funeral. 172 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:52,473 Holy cow. My grandma died too. 173 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:54,850 She was in a duel with Barry's grandma 174 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,561 and they shot each other at the same time. 175 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:58,687 Wait. What? 176 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,773 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 177 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,735 [IN ENGLISH] I don't get it, Klaus. What happened? 178 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,947 Of course. 179 00:08:07,947 --> 00:08:10,324 [♪ MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 180 00:08:12,076 --> 00:08:15,329 [ALL] Happy birthday! 181 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,580 [MAN] Happy birthday. 182 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,790 [ALL CHEERING] 183 00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:21,168 They had their own party and didn't invite me? 184 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,920 Billy went to a party? 185 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:25,506 And lied about it? 186 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:28,092 He told me he couldn't go grave-robbing 187 00:08:28,092 --> 00:08:31,345 because he had to study for a Spanish quiz. 188 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,265 [♪ MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 189 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,017 Can't believe my stupid friends 190 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,811 ditched me for stupid clams. 191 00:08:38,811 --> 00:08:40,312 I hate Awww Shucks. 192 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:41,855 [CHUCKLING] Steve, 193 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,733 I'm loving this dark turn you're taking. 194 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:47,027 You're giving off major Joker vibes, 195 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,529 the Joaquin Phoenix version. 196 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,531 Cast out from society 197 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:53,242 for not absolutely loving clams. 198 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,787 Couldn't help but overhear. 199 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:58,205 I hate Shucks too. 200 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,748 When they opened next to Sub Hub, 201 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:02,876 parking got so bad I have to skate 25 minutes to work. 202 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:03,961 You skateboard? 203 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,796 Please. I've been shredding the gnar 204 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:07,548 since Tony Hawk was Tony Egg. 205 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:10,509 Why can't my friends see how terrible that place is? 206 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:13,429 Look. All restaurants are secretly gross. 207 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:15,514 At Sub Hub, we call it "shaved turkey" 208 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:18,726 because we scrape mold off each morning with a razor blade. 209 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,310 You wanna take down Shucks? 210 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,354 Get a job there and dig up dirt. 211 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:27,526 I'm gonna say it. Radical. 212 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:33,657 This 3D-printed Mr. Miner looks hot as hell, 213 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:36,160 but we're no closer to getting rid of his mail. 214 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,787 Huh, he's got a switch. 215 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,956 [AUTOMATED VOICE] Hello, current occupant. 216 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:43,000 We'll pay cash to buy your home. 217 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,044 Surprisingly sexy voice. 218 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:47,463 Dear Virginia Gas and Electric customer, 219 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:51,592 installing solar panels can save you hundreds on your bill. 220 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:54,887 Wait. He's just saying nonsense like a hot dummy. 221 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:57,306 Actually, it's yes-sense. 222 00:09:57,306 --> 00:10:00,601 He's saying, "Hello," but he only knows words from his mail. 223 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,728 You're pre-approved already. 224 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,813 See? He's telling me I'm right. 225 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:08,275 If this guy knows all the info in Mr. Miner's mail, 226 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,694 we can use him to find the real Miner. 227 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:11,904 Oh, good. Stan. 228 00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:13,489 We haven't seen you in weeks. 229 00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:15,574 You're supposed to be overseeing the drone strike 230 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,326 on that Afghan terrorist bunker. 231 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:19,453 Yeah, well, I'm doing this instead, okay? 232 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:23,332 This is a clam. 233 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:24,750 God's little miracle. 234 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,543 It's hard as hell on the outside, 235 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,463 but that's why it's so goshdang tender on the inside. 236 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,673 Now, the secret to shucking clams is... 237 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,842 Ow! The secret is... Ow! 238 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:36,220 The secret... Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 239 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,763 Just give me the damn knife. 240 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:38,972 Taking the initiative. 241 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,057 I like that. 242 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:45,729 Time to dig up some dirt and bring this place down. 243 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:48,357 [♪ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 244 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,983 [OIL SIZZLING] 245 00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:54,947 A-ha! Rat droppings. 246 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:57,032 A major health code violation. 247 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,659 [SNIFFS] Damn it. 248 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:01,245 These are droppings from the super-fresh clams. 249 00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:02,746 If there's one thing I know, 250 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,289 it's the smell of underwater poops. 251 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,291 Maybe there's nothing wrong with their food. 252 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:09,670 But every fast-food chain screws over their employees. 253 00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:16,218 Whoa! Shucks workers get a month of paid vacation. 254 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,345 And their retirement plan is a 402(K), 255 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,763 one better than usual. 256 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,307 There's no dirt anywhere. 257 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,810 Maybe this place is perfect and I'm the problem. 258 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,270 Maybe my friends are right. 259 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:27,729 Wh-What's wrong with me? 260 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,481 There's nothing wrong with you, Steve. 261 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,899 It's society. 262 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,609 You're a terrific kid. 263 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,070 You should just poison the clams. 264 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,947 That's what the Joker would do... 265 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,615 Shut up about the Joker, Klaus! 266 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,201 - Yow! - [MATT M] Uh-oh. I know that sound. 267 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,744 Minor flesh wound. 268 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,414 Manual says you got ten minutes to clean it and cream it. 269 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,958 First aid kit's in my office. Clock starts now. 270 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,670 Stop looking for the first aid kit, Klaus. 271 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,463 I want it to get infected, 272 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:56,466 like society has been infected by these clam-lovers. 273 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,760 Again, loving the darkness, Steve. 274 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,306 And if we're looking for dirt, I think we're getting warmer. 275 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:10,564 It's a keypad lock, and we don't know the password. Unless... 276 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,024 Yep, the password is "clams." 277 00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,483 Of course the password is "clams." 278 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,652 [♪ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 279 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,698 [STEVE] Attention, Shuckers. 280 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:23,785 I've learned information I feel obligated to share. 281 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,912 Turns out, 282 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:28,207 the Special Sauce you all love so much 283 00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:30,709 is just mayo and tartar sauce. 284 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,252 Leave it to Shucks 285 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,756 to make the ordinary extraordinary. 286 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,257 [ALL CHEERING] 287 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,801 [LAUGHING] Am I the only one 288 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,346 who hasn't been brainwashed by this place? 289 00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:44,223 I feel like I'm going insane. 290 00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:46,934 Yes. That's total Joker talk. 291 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,728 I'm not the frickin' Joker! 292 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,854 - [PEOPLE GASP] - Steve! 293 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,815 [♪ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 294 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,030 [GASPS] Joker, Joker, Joker! 295 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,283 [CACKLING] 296 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,913 Stop him. That much exposure 297 00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,123 to the toxic preservative in Special Sauce 298 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,416 will drive him insane. 299 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,253 My Special Sauce is toxic? 300 00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,671 Just a smidge, 301 00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:18,006 but it's neutralized by a natural chemical in clams. 302 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,259 - Is he gonna be okay? - Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure. 303 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,010 After that much sauce exposure, 304 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,554 he just needs to eat 100 pounds of clams 305 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:27,391 in the next 24 hours, or he'll go insane forever. 306 00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:29,601 That shouldn't be a problem. He likes clams, right? 307 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,604 - [♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] - _ 308 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,898 All right, 3D-printed Mr. Miner, 309 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,692 tell us where real Mr. Miner lives 310 00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:38,485 so we can dump off all this damn mail. 311 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:42,447 Voter registration address for Mr. A. Miner. 312 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,199 416 Cherry Street. 313 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,701 I know where that is! 314 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,160 Yeah. That's our house, Jeff. 315 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,745 That's where his mail's been going. 316 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,999 He's gotta be getting these huge muscles from somewhere. 317 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,500 Maybe he goes to a gym? 318 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,252 Credit card transaction. 319 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,713 June fifth, Chimdale Fitness Club. 320 00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,548 He lives in Chimdale. 321 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:02,467 Nobody drives to that craphole just to use a gym. 322 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,262 Mr. Miner, what kind of car do you drive? 323 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,681 It's time to renew auto insurance 324 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:11,018 on your yellow 2005 Nissan Rogue. 325 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,978 We got him. Let's roll. 326 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:16,648 [FRANCINE] Mmm... [GIGGLING] 327 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,983 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 328 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,446 What the heck? 329 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,948 - [SPRAY HISSING] - Oh! 330 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,203 [CACKLING] 331 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,205 Good morning, boys and girls. 332 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,624 Your teacher's indisposed. 333 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:38,503 So your substitute's here to teach you a little lesson. 334 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,505 Snot, Barry, Toshi, 335 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:44,259 please remove the items I've taped under your desks. 336 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,553 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 337 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,642 Now, if I may direct your attention out the window, 338 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,519 you'll see your beloved 339 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,980 Awww Shucks eating establishment. 340 00:14:56,980 --> 00:15:00,359 And you'll notice two hot air balloons above it. 341 00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:01,985 [BARRY] Neat. Balloons! 342 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:05,906 Not just balloons, Barry, a dilemma. 343 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,450 Neat. Dilemma balloons! 344 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,118 The basket of one balloon 345 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,662 is filled with every single clam 346 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:15,415 from the Shucks kitchen below. 347 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,209 And in the other balloon 348 00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:19,461 are all three of your grandmas, 349 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:22,631 who turned out to be miraculously alive. 350 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:25,092 And, uh-oh, 351 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:28,845 I know all about Toshi's little clam party too. 352 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,640 - Steve, we can explain... - I'll do the explaining. 353 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:35,352 The remote control has a "Save Clams" button 354 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:39,314 and a... [GIGGLES] "Save Grams" button. 355 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,191 You can only press one. 356 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,568 And when you do, the other balloon will be cut loose 357 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,780 and float away forever! 358 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,365 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 359 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:51,701 The grandmas are old, the clams are young. 360 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,495 The choice is clear. 361 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,705 If God wanted us to save grandmas, 362 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,958 he wouldn't have given us clams. 363 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,336 Why so serious, boys? 364 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,547 Worried your little friends will turn on you 365 00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,132 if you don't choose the clams? 366 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,135 Well, welcome to my world! 367 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,928 Awesome! 368 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,764 I thought you'd be more of a Jack Nicholson Joker, 369 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,933 but this whole twisted moral dilemma thing 370 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,935 is very Heath Ledger. 371 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:20,397 Steve, buddy, the sauce is making you crazy. 372 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,815 Uh-uh-uh. 373 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:25,402 Pick a balloon, or I let both go. 374 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,654 [OTHERS] Clams, clams, clams, clams. 375 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:32,200 Toshi, you know I hate to go against a chant, but save the grandmas. 376 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,538 [ALL GASP] 377 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:41,084 Aw, say bye-bye to your precious mollusks, kiddies. 378 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,920 And you have Snot, Barry and Toshi to blame. 379 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,839 The scary clown's right. 380 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,383 They ruined everything. 381 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,594 Well, look at that. 382 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,971 Your friends walked out on you. 383 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,264 You might even say 384 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:57,225 you've been ex-clam-unicated. 385 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,728 - [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING] - Oh, no. Look. 386 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,146 [BALLOON PUNCTURING] 387 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,355 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 388 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,482 What's wrong? 389 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,817 Never seen a clam bake before? 390 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,653 The flavor is explosive. 391 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,491 Great timing. 392 00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,451 [SIGHS] This is fun. 393 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,162 ♪ I killed Shucks ♪ 394 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,246 ♪ Hey! ♪ 395 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,248 ♪ I'm dancing on its grave ♪ 396 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,708 [SOBBING] 397 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,585 Look what you've done. 398 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,337 No, it can't be. 399 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,380 - _ - Clamboni. 400 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,383 No! 401 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,469 Steve, we're sorry. 402 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,096 Nobody at school will talk to us anymore. 403 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,224 Oh, they clammed up on you 404 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,351 because you were being shellfish? 405 00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,561 We're glad you burned it down. 406 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,231 In fact, we think you should burn them all down. 407 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,899 With our help. 408 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,401 Burn down every Shucks. 409 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,986 [LAUGHING] I love it. 410 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,948 Only question is where to start. 411 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,450 We start where it started. 412 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:59,246 The original restaurant in Ocean City, Maryland. 413 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,497 How poetic. 414 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,165 The birthplace of Shucks 415 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,876 becomes the deathplace of Shucks. 416 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:08,129 [ALL CACKLING] 417 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,758 There it is! 418 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,593 Yellow Nissan Rogue. 419 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:15,804 [DOORBELL RINGS] 420 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,056 Hello? 421 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,391 Hi. 422 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,685 Um, does your son live here? 423 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:24,896 'Cause we've been getting a Mr. Arnold Miner's mail 424 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,023 for, like, 20 years. 425 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,150 [CRYING] 426 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,610 I'm sorry. 427 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,529 Arnie was my husband. 428 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,781 He passed several years ago. 429 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,200 Today is our anniversary. 430 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:42,372 Tell her you'd do it all over again with the perfect anniversary gift. 431 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,000 Arnie? Is that you? 432 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,044 Every kiss begins with Kay. 433 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,838 It is you. 434 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:53,633 Oh, Arnold, you've returned to me. 435 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,636 Thank you. 436 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,179 Now, if you don't mind, 437 00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,598 Mr. and Mrs. Miner 438 00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:02,183 have several years of lovemaking to catch up on. 439 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,478 [♪ UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 440 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,397 - [ALL LAUGHING] - [TIRES SCREECHING] 441 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,444 Destroy everything. 442 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,575 I hope these mother [BLEEP] 443 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,201 have insurance! 444 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,828 Enough with the appetizer. 445 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,247 I'm hungry for the main course. 446 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:28,918 Hello. I'd like to order an entire restaurant burned to the ground. 447 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,212 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 448 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,423 Drop these babies in the deep fryer 449 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,967 and your order will be complete. 450 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,261 The beating heart of Shucks. 451 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:41,765 And I feel a heart attack coming on. 452 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,558 Snot, the M-80s, please. 453 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,060 [SNOT] I'm afraid I can't. 454 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,646 We're not really here to burn down Shucks. 455 00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,356 We're here to save you. 456 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:52,609 The Special Sauce turned you into a monster. 457 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,736 That's why we lured you here. 458 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,030 It's the only place with enough clams. 459 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,531 Enough clams to what? 460 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,909 To neutralize the toxic sauce. 461 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,952 I should've known! [GRUNTS] 462 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,497 You still care more about Shucks than me. 463 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:09,167 We're doing this because we care about you. 464 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,252 [♪ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 465 00:20:13,858 --> 00:20:14,918 _ 466 00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:16,794 _ 467 00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:18,827 _ 468 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:22,258 _ 469 00:20:23,086 --> 00:20:24,212 _ 470 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,267 [SIGHS] 471 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,811 Ow, my head. 472 00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,354 Steve, we're sorry. 473 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,314 If we didn't ditch you for clams, 474 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,857 this never would've happened. 475 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,151 And I'm sorry I jeopardized our friendship 476 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,861 with arson and light vandalism. 477 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,197 Honestly, after what we've been through, 478 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,574 I never wanna see another clam again. 479 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,201 As weird as it may sound, 480 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,161 I've kinda developed a taste for them. 481 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,872 In fact, clam me. 482 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,668 Delicio... 483 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,003 [STOMACH GURGLES, RETCHING] 484 00:20:56,247 --> 00:20:57,681 Bye, bye! 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